LINQ to SQL vs Entity Framework vs NHibernate

I am working on a new presentation that is essentially a compare and contrast analysis of the three major ORMs out there (LINQ to SQL, Entity Framework, and NHibernate). My problem is not the content, it's choosing a name for the presentation! Here are just a few ideas that I've been considering:

• Ultimate Fighter
  
  • Ultimate Fighter: ORM Edition!
  • ORM Showdown: The good, the bad, and the query.
  • ORM Fight Night
  • Object Relational Matchup
• Misc Movies
  
  • ORM Club: If it's your first night, your app has to fight.
  • Super-ORM-Man 4: The Quest for Business Logic
  • Dr. Strange DAL: Or how I learned to stop worrying and generated an ORM!
• Video Games
  
  • World of ORM Craft
  • pORMtal: This is a triumph!
  • pORMtal 2: Wa are going to have fun, with computer science!
• Star Wars
  
  • ORM Wars, Episode 4: A New DAL
  • ORM Wars, Episode 5: The Profiler Strikes Back
  • ORM Wars, Episode 6: Return of the DAL
• Indiana Jones
  
  • ORM and the Raiders of the lost DAL
  • ORM and the DAL of Doom
  • ORM and the Last Cascade
• Star Trek
  
  • ORM Trek 1: The Data Access Layer
  • ORM Trek 2: The Wrath of DAL
  • ORM Trek 3: The Search for Business Logic
  • ORM Trek 4: The Request's Roundtrip Voyage Home
  • ORM Trek 5: The Data Access Frontier 
  • ORM Trek 6: The Undiscovered Productivity
  • ORM Trek 7: Code Generations
  • ORM Trek 8: First Contract
  • ORM Trek 9: SQL Injection
  • ORM Trek 10: ADO.Nemesis
• The Hobbit
  
  • Lord of the ORM: Fellowship of the Data Layers
  • Lord of the ORMs: The Batch Queries
  • Lord of the ORMs: Return of the DAL
  • There and Back Again: An Entity's Tale, by ORM